Are you a Platypus or a Duck? Grrrrr! are you a fool or an idiot?! - Ducks have wings - I'm a PLATYPUS
	Who are you really Mr Platypus? D. William Platypus, brilliant artist and international platypus of mystery!
	If you like yellow so much, why isn't your furniture yellow? Ah good question! You have to read the Neo-Platypist menifesto. Other colours are to yellow what a frame is to a painting. They define that which surrounds art but isn't itself art.The art in my house is yellow, the furniture is not art and is therefore not yellow. The pain of genius!
	Why didn't you answer my question? I'm sorry your question became lost in the 1286 spam emails I get on an average day offering to enlarge bits I'm not even sure a platypus has! Grr, I hate spam. I've fixed up my site so that all email that doesn't have yellow in the subject line is automatically deleted so please send me a question with yellow as the email subject line and I'll be happy to answer. Besides, why would anyone want to talk about anything except yellow?
Next Question	Important: We get so much spam that any email that does not have "yellow" as the subject line will be automatically deleted. Please use the word yellow as your email subject and we'll get your message.